Fancy Beer

"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti) 07/31/2016 at 17:10 • Filed to: None

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Woke up early to sit in line and buy some fancy limited run beer from a local brewery. $18 a bottle but worth it.

Pancho and Emiliano would kick my ass.

whoarder is tellurium > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 17:19

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Sooo fancehh

gin-san - shitpost specialist > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 17:21

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Sounds interesting. I hope it’s tasty!

DipodomysDeserti > gin-san - shitpost specialist 07/31/2016 at 17:22

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It's good. It's like syrup beer.

Fookin' Prawns > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 17:23

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ATBATT

All the beer, all the time.

Your boy, BJR > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 17:28

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That top pic is the most hipster pic I've ever seen.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 17:39

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$18 a bottle?? That better be the best beer you’ve ever had. And I’m sitting here thinking that more than $4 outside a bar or club for beer is insane lol.

DipodomysDeserti > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 17:39

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What have I become!!!

Does it help if I had a GLOCK 19 in my waistband, or that I’m wearing a pack made by an Israeli military contractor? Shit, Israelis and Austrians are super hipster. Time to cut my balls off...

On a serious note, I did us all a service by defeaning all the hipsters at the brewery when I pulled in with this straight piped beast.

This is my camouflage. If you dress like a testosterone-less well coiffured man child, people won't notice your violent tattoos and antisocial behavior.

DipodomysDeserti > FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem 07/31/2016 at 17:45

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Are you in Europe? You can get good beer for cheaps in Europe, but you gotta spend at least $4 on a pint in the US for a decent brew. This stuff is like 13% ABV, so while pretty expensive, it’s really like getting two $9 pints (still very expensive, but not as stupid expensive). They only made 400 bottles which sold out by 10:30 am, so it’s not like I’d ever be able to try it unless I bought some.

It’s good, but definitely not an everyday beer as it is barrel aged and pretty syrupy. It’s like a once every year beer.

fhrblig > Your boy, BJR 07/31/2016 at 18:15

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Needs more handlebar moustache.

Manny05x > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 18:22

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Please tell me more about this backpack.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > DipodomysDeserti 07/31/2016 at 19:54

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I’m imagining that it tastes chocolatey - I don’t know what else a stout based on a mole would taste like.

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > DipodomysDeserti 08/01/2016 at 02:25

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I’m indeed in Europe and could get a whole weeks ration of beer for $18. If it’s worth $18 and it’s good, why not?

bob and john > DipodomysDeserti 08/02/2016 at 11:47

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oh god you have one of THOSE helmets.

HIIPPPPPSSSTTTEEERRRRRR

DipodomysDeserti > bob and john 08/02/2016 at 12:01

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Bro, I had it before it was....

uh, uh, you’ve probably never heard of .......

OHHHHH SHIIIIITTTTT!

[runs around tearing hair out greased and parted hair]